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Joke of the Day
"You hear about these new trains that can burn any organic matter for fuel? They even run on thyme!"
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"What do you call an extraterrestrial cetacean? A Whalien."
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"This password requires one uppercase letter, one number, [at least] one swastika, the blood of your first born and a bird skull."
"Donald Trump is still running for president because it is the only race he hasn't offended yet."
"How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife? On a blind date"
"How do you ruin a good joke? By posting it over and over on the same subreddit"
"Sorry to text you so late but can your dog come over?"
"Why can't pedophiles eat butter? It will raise their molesterol."