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Joke of the Day

"Arguing with an engineer is like mud wrestling a pig... You'll never win and eventually you'll figure out that the pig likes it."

"What's the difference between novocaine and an index finger? One's a digit divisible by two, the other is a prime number."

"Giving my wife a bikini wax for the first time. Should I wake her up or just let it be a surprise?"

"What do you call someone who tells too many lame dinosaur jokes? I dino-bore! . I'm sorry."

"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know."

"What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book? Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama."

"How do you make a horse fast? You take away his food."

"Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman? They can't deal with attachments."

"You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts."

"I can speak more than one vagina I'm bicunnilingual"