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Joke of the Day

"How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Seriously, I gotta figure out how many slaves I need to buy"

"Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild."

"Food is like dark humour Not everyone gets it"

"Fatboy Slim announced that he's releasing a monthly cookie delivery service It's called 'Snack My Bitch Up.'"

"What's the best part about being an alcoholic stand-up comedian? If you're good you get laughs, and if you're bad you get booze."

"What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado? Guacamelee"

"What kind of batteries does a Harvard undergrad use? AAA"

"If Hillary becomes president... ...will that make Bill the first husband?"

"WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!"

"Two cannibals were having their dinner. One said to the other ""I don't like your friend."" The other one said ""Well put him to one side and just eat the vegetables."""