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Joke of the Day
"How can you tell when a mechanic just had sex? One of his fingers is clean"
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"What did the Klansman say to the Muslim? Psst...Who washes your ... sheets?"
"I walked in the closet. I'm officially a straight man."
"Did you hear the score of the Egypt vs Ethiopia soccer game? Egypt 8, Ethiopia didn't."
"Someone asked me today where I'll be in 5 years... Seriously? I'm wearing glasses, you know I don't have 2020 vision."
"Play Sharknado for an old person and tell them that it's a live news broadcast."
"How is Twitter like Game of Thrones? There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible."
"Five years in, my marriage is like Girls Gone Wild: after a few drinks the cracks start to appear."
"Black people can be racist too It's just that white people are so much better at it."
"Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Daisies are brown, I'm a terrible gardener."