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Joke of the Day
"So today I ripped off my testicles... I didn't want to risk creating any GMOs in the future."
Next Joke
"I told my cheating girlfriend I was studying to become a magician And for my first act, I was disappearing out of her life."
"Whats a hoes idea? A Thot."
"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. JK. Rolling"
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."
"A Jewish son asks his father for fifty dollars.. The father responds, ""forty dollars? What do you need thirty dollars for?"""
"What do you call a comedian that can't get a girl pregnant? Carl Barron"
"A fat man is in the kitchen preparing vegetables The guest asks ""Are you cutting?"" ""No, I'm not."" ""You should be."""
"Don't think I know half of my FB friends....Who the heck are you people?"
"Why are elephants gray? So you don't get them confused with blueberries."