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Joke of the Day
"Parallel lines have so much in common... Its a shame they'll never meet."
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"Strippers won't tell you their real names for privacy, But they'll show you their buttholes for $5"
"Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour."
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"""And make it obvious."" -what I assume some ladies getting plastic surgery say"
"A man called Knock Knock knocks on a door: Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? ..."
"Ever since I got married I have sex almost every day. I almost had sex on Monday. I almost had sex on Tuesday..."
"Jennifer Lawrence has said that those who saw her nude photos should cower in shame... ...I don't know about all that, but I did shower after I came."
"A feminist asked me how I saw lesbians. Apparently *in HD* wasn't the right answer."
"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"