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Joke of the Day

"Thought I could put dolphin in my fish pie. Until I noticed I was using all porpoise flour."

"What did the white supremacist say to his friend after watching a plot twist? I did Nazi that coming."

"Met a beautiful girl down at the park today.. Met a beautiful girl down at the park today. Sparks flew, she fell at my feet and we ended up having sex right there and then. God, I love my new Taser..."

"What makes the Jewish Monopoly game so much harder than the original? Because the banker starts with all the money and never gives it away."

"Politics is just show business for ugly people."

"A couple had a fight one night, Going to bed husband said, Good night mother of my three kids, Wife said, Good night father of none."

"I met this vegetarian girl yesterday i had never met herbivore"

"Did you hear the rumor about the new save system for the ff7 remake? Cloud Saves"

"What did the Pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey"

"What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop? ""Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive"""