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Joke of the Day

"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"

"I rode the bus today..... and saw a girl on the bus wearing a Kappa Alpha Gamma sorority shirt. I went up to her and asked ""Why are you on this bus? Aren't you supposed to be driving around in a car?"""

"What do you call a Kardassian on a boat? ...A sea Gul"

"What did the male cheerleader say when he had to leave in the middle of a routine? ""Catch ya later!"""

"What should planes be made of to fend off islamists? Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!"

"My toddler was arrested today at kindergarten during nap time. He was charged with resisting a rest."

"No party would be complete without that creepy guy sitting in the corner."

"New procedure The hospital in my town is becoming pretty progressive and added a new procedure targeted towards transgender women, it's called addadicktome."

"Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower."

"[nsfw] What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter-pounder with cheese."