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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle was 994.4 terabytes short of being a petaphile ayy"
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"Just overheard someone say, ""I wish I had a Kindle that never ran out of batteries."" You know. Like a book."
"Dirty One Liner Girl: ""Hey, what's up?"" Boy: ""If I tell you, will you sit on it?"""
"Your mummy joke Your mummers so fat when she put on a beqeny everyone screams Godzilla"
"What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree might kill you? A pool table."
"Good news for insomniacs Only three more sleeps til Christmas!"
"What do you get if you push a piano down a mine? A flat miner"
"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."
"50 cent is so bankrupt... that he might be livin' on the streets in a lil' biiit!"
"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"