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Joke of the Day
"What's the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Walkout"
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"My friends in Germany were complaining that they couldn't find a good bagel anywhere... well whose fault is that?"
"Misplaced apostrophes are just as annoying as the question mark I've used here?"
"What was so great about being a black jew? They already thought you were burnt"
"Kim Jong-un"
"A pirate walks into a bar... And sits down orders a drink without anybody making a pun about his nuts."
"Why do people assume I know all about computers just because I'm from India? That makes so I angry I just want to 01010010101010101010101"
"""What's a VCR?"" My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones."
"I have a love-hate relationship with hyphenated concepts"
"What's the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby I just stabbed to death? Isaac Newton died a virgin. Repost."