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Joke of the Day

"I went to the zoo today There was one dog it was a shih tzu"

"Anal sex and cabbage have a lot in common. If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult."

"What did the cannibal do to his girlfriend? Eat her out."

"Animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before the last earthquake,our dog took the car keys and drove off"

"What did Samuel L. Jackson say to wake up his mate? Sunrise motherfucker!"

"Women dressed head to toe in animal print just bumped into me, thought I was being attacked my an obese leopard."

"*fingers myself with giant foam Sharknado 2 finger"

"I patented a new bullet that will kill 2 deer at once You get more buck for your bang!"

"What does a redneck say after sex? Thanks, sis."

"Why are lawyers and their clients not allowed to engage in sexual relations? So the client doesn't get billed twice for getting fucked twice!"