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Joke of the Day

"I've got the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the San Diego zoo."

"Don't make fun of a fat man with a lisp. He is probably thick and tired of it"

"Where do I see myself in 5 years? May 2019. Next question."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy in the morning... And some times I just let her sleep in."

"I just walked across my cat's keyboard while he was filing his tax return."

"What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic? Task Oriental."

"What fruit can't get married? CANTELOPE"

"Best time to watch German rape porn? Nein! Ooooo nein!"

"My Indian friend decided to take off his turban Hats off to him."

"Why was the dolphin sad? He had no porpoise in life."