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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than 5 dead babies in 1 trash can? 1 dead baby in 5 trash cans"
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"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."
"I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia."
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"What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? Fuck all"
"A hipster's favorite frequency is 50,000 Hz You've probably never heard it"
"Tips to reduce weight... First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this exercise whenever your offered something to eat!"
"I thought about going vegetarian but I knew I could not handle a missed steak like that."
"bear walks into a bar A bear walks into a bar and takes a bite. bear: beer please. barman: sorry, you're on drugs. Please leave bear: I'm not on drugs barman: what about that barbiturate"
"I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts."