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Joke of the Day
"I like my women how I like my math problems: Short, easy, and with no imaginary parts."
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"What have Brussel sprouts and pubic hair got in common? You brush them both to the side and carry on eating."
"I'm thinking of starting a business will use free child labor in exchange for temporary housing. Although I don't know if I can compete with the Girl Scouts..."
"what idiot called it the sun instead of a space heater?"
"What is the name of the secret society of weavers? I-loom-'n'-I-tie"
"A man goes to the doctor and says ""Doctor, my farts sound like a motorbike"" Doctor says ""you have an abscess"" Man says ""how do you know?"" Doctor says ""because abscess makes the fart go Honda"""
"After hearing Kim and Kanye are having a kid via in vitro fertilization... Of course Kanye picked the option where he could have sex with himself and still have a kid."
"Hand a baby a fork and he looks like a young Poseidon."
"Why did I wear no jeans today? my supply was short."
"who discovered Snickers??? I'm on the Paleo diet, except I'm the caveman who discovered Snickers."