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Joke of the Day
"Which government organization is involved with protecting Area 51? The C.I.ayy"
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"He already ruined your mascara, don't let him ruin your night."
"Opening a Twitter account is like opening a bag of money after you rob a bank. You're happy until shit explodes in your face."
"There's no way Oscar Pistorius can walk away from this... He doesn't have a leg to stand on."
"What do you call a white supremacist with an IQ of 56? Gifted."
"This day needs cyanide."
"What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%"
"America, a country where people spend half of their money on food, and the other half on losing weight."
"Apparently ""You should Google it"" isn't the best response when she asks how much do you love me? Sigh, women are so demanding.."
"Why do you need a driver's licence to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?"