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Joke of the Day
"What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink? 1%"
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"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."
"You have to keep changing your clocks for daylight savings Aint nobody got time fo dat shit but apparently errybody got time fo dat shit."