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Joke of the Day
"Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex? Because they have cotton balls."
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"hello and welcome to Fantasy Football *Dumbledore passes ball to Frodo* *Gandalf intercepts football and eats it*"
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A rip off"
"I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Me: I made $350.05 sucking dick last night. Friend: Wow! Who gave you the nickel? Me: All of them..."
"Must be confusing for Sean Connery's grandchildren when he asks them to ""Come shit on my lap."""
"That's the last time I play Twister with a guy in a kilt."
"I don't have jealousy issues, but I do have ""flirt with my boyfriend one more time and I may have to cut you"" issues."
"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"
"Why do Republicans hate lotion? Because the directions say to apply it liberally."
"My girlfriend is a porn star I really hope she never finds out."