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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"

"So wrong, it must be right. So right, it must be left. WTF? These directions are terrible."

"You walk into a bar It's a gay bar, faggot"

"I've said it before. Wednesday. Where you're too far out to see weekend in any direction."

"I'd rather be hit in the face with a shit-filled sock than to ever attempt helping my parents install a DVD player over the phone again"

"What you don't want to hear when having great sex ""HONEY!! I'm home !!! """

"What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing? ""Where did my Pokemon Go?"""

"Deer Nuts and Beer Nuts Q:Whats the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts A:Ones a dollar and the other is under a buck"

"So a depressed horse walks into a bar.. Bartender says, ""Why the long face?"""

"How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock? She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it."