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Joke of the Day
"Boss: Are you high? Me: If I was high could I do this? *teleports two inches to the right*"
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"""Will he ever wake up?"" He's been in a coma for 3 weeks but watch this. *starts playing Pitbull* *patient wakes up to turn off the music*"
"A man goes to the zoo. There's only one animal, a dog. It's a pretty Shitzu"
"Have you ever smelled moth balls? Oh, you have? How'd you get between their tiny little legs?"
"*Pulls out pin* *Throws fire extinguisher*"
"The last thing The last thing OJ said to Nicole? your waiter will be right with you."
"What do Christians and Muslims have in common They think it's a sin to use condoms when raping 5 YEAROLDS"
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"
"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? I'm ok with a 5km but really don't like 10km."
"Would an Australian WiFi network... ...be a LAN down under?"