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Joke of the Day

"I lost a pop quiz last night. The question was: where do women mostly have curly hair? The correct answer is ""Africa"". You have a very dirty mind!"

"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."

"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."

"two muffins were in an oven. one muffin turns to the other muffin and says ""its hot in here "" the second muffin turns to the first muffin and says "" holy shit a talking muffin"""

"I was having sex last night and had an epiphany right before I climaxed... I guess you could say that I came to a realisation."

"Celine Dion is an organ donor... So when she dies, her heart will go on."

"[a spider watching soccer when someone kicks a ball into the net] hell yeah, now eat it"

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"My wife has a seashell tattooed on the inside of her leg if you lay your ear on it, you smell the sea"

"I had a dream That the most beautiful plate of salmon with lemon zest and crusted parmesan was in front and before I could dig in I woke and saw it was my wife's leg spread open."