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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat when she plays hopscotch she goes New York L.A. Chicago"
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"Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a ""Do you like me? Yes or no?"" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends."
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
"[ShowerThought] If George Bush had Affordable Healhcare Act Would it have been called Bushcare?"
"What do you call the slums in Paris? The baghetto"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim."
"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""
"How long will a floating point operation float?"
"Q: What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert? A: No thanks, I'm stuffed."
"Nothing embarrasses psychics more than throwing them a surprise birthday party."