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Joke of the Day
"Q: What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer? A: ""Would you like fries with that?"""
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"(Q)..... What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster? (A)..... The rooster clucks defiance."
"I have discovered the code to unlock the Koreas! Up Korea! Up Korea! Down Korea! Down Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! Left Korea! Right Korea! B Korea! A Korea!"
"A Jew walks into a wall with an erection. Gets a broken nose. What does an Asian get? A broken nose."
"What do you get when you cross a pig and a spider? Bacon and scrambled leggs."
"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."
"It would be easier on everyone if my kids' teachers would cut out the middle man and email my homework assignments directly to me."
"Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear"
"What do you call a group of famous people? Constellation."
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."