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Joke of the Day

"Ay girl, are you a Pokemon? Because I wanna take a Pikachu."

"I'd quit drinking if the lime wedge on my vodka soda wasn't the only thing keeping me from getting scurvy."

"If you can't spell, we can't hangman."

"Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking Friday..."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so jack could lick her candy... But Jack got a shock And a mouth full of cock Cause Jill's real name was Randy"

"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."

"It'd be nice if the married people would leave some of the single people for the rest of the single people."

"What's fat, sweaty, and bad at cooking? My ex wife!"

"I'm dreaming of getting rich like my father. Wow your dad must be a rich man. No, he too is dreaming of getting rich."

"What happened when the man put in mypenis as a password? Error not long enough."