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Joke of the Day
"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
Next Joke
"It'll be a cold day in hell. Cloudy in purgatory, with a slight chance of rain. And clear skies up in heaven. Now over to Jim with sports."
"This is your brain- *holds out egg* This is your brain on drugs- *puts egg on ground, spins it while shining lazers on it*"
"I only go to porn sites because I'm addicted to computer viruses."
"""mainstream"" = ""white people found out"""
"What does a barista wear? A cap and chinos."
"A square, a triangle and a hexagon walk into a bar, the bartender says ""Looks like you boys could use a round"""
"Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro."
"Why did the chicken run into a well? Because it didn't see that well."
"I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid."