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Joke of the Day
"What is an astronaut's favorite key on a keyboard? The spacebar!"
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"I love going to the gym this time of year because I'm a perfect example of what years of neglect and nachos can do to a body."
"Cats are so lucky. Nobody thinks twice when they run from company and hide under the bed. I do it and its ""weird""."
"How do you stop an elephant from charging? Vivisection."
"""It's so funny running into you like this."" -Guy who just crashed his car into yours in a hilarious way"
"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"
"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."
"When I heard about Ferguson.. ...I assumed it related to Sir Alex Ferguson"
"When a bite of food falls off your plate... And you just stare at it on the ground like, ""We could've made each other happy..."""
"You know whats hard? Bricks."