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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever seen a blind person reading braille in public? Neither have they"
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"How is Trump different from Hitler? Unlike Hitler Trump wants to round up every Juan. Edit : No offence to Trump supporters or anyone!"
"Why was the dog so depressed? He was having a hard time looking up."
"Why does Snoop Dogg wear a condom? Fo jizzle."
"""Someone called me a butterface today! Is that bad?"" ""Well it's *half* a compliment."""
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"Theresa nothing worse about a breakup than your ex's name autocompleting whenever you type a word that starts with Theresa same letters"
"Yesterday I gave my seat to a blind man Today I lost my job as a bus driver"
"Unlike Rick Astley, this tweet is likely to let you down."
"Ppl really messing with football players on twitter like they're not one concussion away from waiting for u in ur darkened house"