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Joke of the Day
"OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!!! 1): Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2): Die"
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"My husband and I play this game where we buy potato chips the other one doesn't like so we don't have to share."
"Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van."
"What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones? Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much."
"hey sory i just saw this mesage u sent last month even tho all my notifications make sounds and my phone is in my hand even when im sleeping"
"Saw that Poland just won the country's first gold metal.... they were so happy, they had it bronzed!"
"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"
"Hermione decided to spice up her life after realizing she was a basic witch. (Sorry, That's it)"
"The English language is bizzare There was a young girl from Slough Who choked on a piece of raw dough But the time she was through With hiccup and cough She woke everyone in the borough"