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Joke of the Day

"I asked a friend of mine what's the best joke he heard of. He told me to stand in front of a mirror. Still don't get it."

"I just think it's sad that we've seen eachother naked and we don't talk every day."

"Did you hear about the house the two lesbians made? It was all tongue and groove."

"[interview at a clothing store] be cool, don't let them know you're a dog ""so what color is this dress?"" oh you gotta be kidding me"

"What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun? Luke warm"

"Why is Santa always so jolly? He knows where all the naughty girls are."

"What do you give to a man who has everything? Penicillin"

"I totally understand how batteries feel because I'm rarely ever included in things either."

"So weird that before we invented cars, if you hated someone you keyed their horse."

"A man enters a store and asks for a color printer, the cashier asks ""What color?"""