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Joke of the Day
"One time, I solicited a midget hooker. I paid her fifty bucks to go up on me."
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"Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter? He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them."
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"I Went To See Star Wars Yesterday... And some asshole in the protectionist's booth spent two hours showing everyone spoilers. What a dick."
"Ah ? ha ? ha ? ha ? stayin' alive, stayin alive ? ? ? ?."
"I like Mitt Romney because he looks like the model in every stock photo of a businessman on a flip phone in 2002."
"How do you confuse an AP student? Make the first 21 questions all be the answer C."
"Did you hear about the latest thing affected by recession? My hairline!"
"Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency? So the men can think of a solution in silence."
"There are two types of countries in the world.... Those who use the metric system, and those who have a successful space program."