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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a warm glass of piss in the forest? A Bear trap."
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"The Greek dilemma: If you are swimming in a sea of shit and someone throws a turd at you, do you duck?"
"My wife was raped by a gang of mimes. They found many ways to get in and out of the box. OR They did unspeakable thing to her."
"Why do the best swimmers come from Flint, Michigan? Because they're always in the lead."
"What do you call a drunken Muslim? Mohammered"
"My dad suffers from bowel incontinence, and so do I ... It runs in my jeans."
"What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops? A small medium at large!"
"Him: ""What kinda chameleon do you have?"" Me: Karma ""Karma?"" Karma ""Karma.."" Karma chameleon ""How long you had him?"" He comes & goes.."
"I would literally never feel confident enough to drop a piece of equipment as expensive as a mic."
"Oh you're a jogger? Good for you. I just burned 3000 calories in under 30 minutes. Can't believe I forgot that pizza was in the oven."