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Joke of the Day
"My friend cooked up some otter the other day! It was otterly delicious."
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"What's a pirate's favourite amino acid? Arrrginine"
"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"
"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"
"How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hella."
"Choose your facebook profile pic carefully. It'll be the one they use when you go missing."
"A Jewish man gets hit by a car... in the back of the ambulance on the way to the hospital the paramedic asks ""are you comfortable?"" the Jewish man shrugs. ""I make a living."""
"What has 341 teeth and holds back The Hulk? My zipper."
"How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He didn't wrap his Whopper"
"Hillary and Donald are just like Joker and Harley Quinn... A multi billion dollar industry is going out of their ways to make them look like good guys"