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Joke of the Day

"The winners write the history books... I guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?"

"I used to date a midget... I was nuts over her"

"Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? A: Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you."

"I'll be serving Eggs Benedict on hubcaps for Christmas breakfast. Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

"Jimmy cracked cocaine, and suddenly everyone cared."

"I stayed at my girlfriends house the other day but her dad wouldn't let us sleep together Which was a shame because he's really fit"

"How does Darth Vader like his milk? *Luke* warm"

"Amelia Earfart was the first woman to transatlantic fart around the world. it was silent but deadly. i love you."

"I've got an inferiority complex. But it's not a very good one."

"The software development process i can't fix this *crisis of confidence* *questions career* *questions life* oh it was a typo, cool"