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Joke of the Day
"Whats the best thing about being a siamese twin? Someone to kiss while you're wanking"
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"What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke? Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea? I wouldn't pay 100 bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"Emails So I had to stop redirecting my emails to the girls in my class. They said I was being too forward."
"Why did the invisible man look in the mirror? To make sure he still wasn't there."
"Get a dog from the shelter for your kids and you're a hero but get a hobo from the shelter to babysit your kids and everyone gets all upset"
"My best friend just ask me to be her maid of honor. What did I ever do to her???"
"Why did the polynomial tree fall over? It didn't have any real roots"
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them"
"I have a rare muscle disease that causes my hands to write racist things that I don't remember later. The Doctor is calling it Ron Palsy"