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Joke of the Day
"Why do we have oceans? Because based god and acid god had a baby."
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"If I contract a disease any time soon I want it to be scurvy or the plague because I'm a history buff."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, but he has a 12 inch cock? Partially handicapped."
"Q: Why do Jewish men like to watch porno movies backward? A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."
"Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing"
"Hot mothers in your area want you to text them to let them know you got home ok."
"What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died? I can't bereave it!"
"A black man, a jew and a retard walk outside the store So I run that fucking nigger over."
"When do chickens stop laying eggs? Henopause"
"What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper? Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads ""Lindsay Lohan in jail"""