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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow? Slush Puppies"
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"PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away ""surrounded by family,"" do you picture murder, or suicide?"
"A homeless man told me to get home safely I smiled and said, ""You too!"""
"A wife is like a hand grenade.. Take off the ring and say good bye to your house."
"How do Catholic church priests stay healthy? They exorcise."
"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."
"Some people just have a way with words... ...and other people ... oh ... not have way."
"How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!"
"Amal Clooney bought hubby George a riding lawnmower for his 55th birthday. I have never been so jealous of a garden tool in my life."
"I ejaculated in my girlfriend's face. She never saw it coming. She's blind."