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Joke of the Day
"I got a new thesaurus. It's terrible. On top of that, it's also terrible."
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"A billionaire has a billion dollars. A millionaire has a million dollars. What do you call a person with ten dollars? A college student."
"How do I know that Trump will be our next president? Because Orange is the new Black."
"What do you call the prince of england's donger? The buckingham phallus."
"Can february march? No, but april may. ~~ sorry, I just love bad jokes~~"
"Don't cry, that onion didn't deserve you anyways."
"What's Brown and sticky? A stick"
"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."
"A guy walks into a bar and orders an Ovechkin... (Hockey joke) The bartender looks confused and asks ""What the hell is an Ovechkin?"" The guy says ""It's a White Russian with no ice and no cup!"""
"November 5, 2010 I hate the muppets bcuz of the Pig girl, she was disgusting, i hate her with my life, she doesnot leave the lizard alone"