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Joke of the Day

"How many HAES advocates does it take to replace a lightbulb? Just because it's round doesn't mean it needs to change, sizest thin scum."

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"Little girl/boy: ""Mommy, I want to be a [PERSON I DISAGREE WITH] when I grow up."" Mom: ""Well pick one sweetie, you can't do both."""
"Gather round children, and let me tell ye the story of the black forest ham"
"I'd hit that. - women drivers"
"A Sikh man had to face street harassment, teasing and rude jokes about his homeland and fellow countrymen in America. Why are we so mean to Canada guys ?"
"Sister Mary Francis won the contest but I was runner-up... Technically, I'm second to nun."
"What do you call gay couple? TOGAYTHER"
"How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb? About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song."
"ELF NO. 1: What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve? ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!"
"Some people think filling animals with helium is wrong... I don't judge. Whatever floats your goat."