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Joke of the Day
"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"
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"#ExplainAFilmPlotBadly A raccoon and a tree commit multiple felonies"
"I just accidentally put my mic too close to my guitar amp and I think I made a Skrillex song."
"Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A different bar."
"You should never have sex with anyone in your family... Even if they inceest."
"I went to a lingerie shop I picked up some pants and asked them server if they were satin He said ""no they're new"""
"Have you heard about the restaurant on Mars? The food is great, but the atmosphere is lacking."
"What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!"
"BBC News: Two pedestrians die in collision Fuck, how fast must they have been walking?"
"What does a llama do when it goes on holidays? Alpaca ya bags."