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Joke of the Day
"What is Peter Pan on death row? A frying Pan"
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"My Penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records Then the librarian told me to take it out"
"What does a gay horse eat? Haaaaay!"
"If a stack is first in last out and a queue is first in first out, what is a circular queue? First in never out."
"What's a feminist's favorite math class? Triggernometry."
"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey team? A hockey team takes a shower after three periods."
"If your key ring is full of keychains with clever sayings, plus a stick filled with glittery water, I know you had a baby in high school."
"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."
"Who is the coolest person in the hospital? The ultrasound man."