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Joke of the Day
"I'm a practicing Catholic But I'm not ready to go pro just yet."
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"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"
"My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer. Girlfriend: ""I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."" Me: ""No baby wait, I can change..."""
"The rotation of the earth Really makes my day"
"What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she gave him a scarf for Christmas? Gee, you knit?"
"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."
"What do you get when you throw a grenade in a French kitchen? Linoleum Blownapart"
"What's better than two roses on your paino? Tulips on your organ."
"Who are the world's fastest readers? (NSFW) 9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 8 seconds."
"Lazy thought by my girlfriend Her: ""Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?"" (Deez nuts)"