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Joke of the Day

"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""

"What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduces themself."

"Can you imagine life without women? It would be a pain in the ass."

"What did Victoria say to Vancouver? I'll BC-ing you later."

"What does a blonde do first thing in the morning? She goes home"

"You would be surprised at how many people will run if you yell ""ITS A TRAP"" and run in a random direction"

"The best way to refuse a credit card telemarketer is to tell them you're unemployed. Guarantees them hanging up within seconds."

"What's the best part about having sex with a tranny? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."

"How many population geneticists does it take to change a light bulb? It's independent of population size."

"Earth's scientists have discovered that sheep are smarter than most primates. This explains why not a lot of sheep tune in to Jersey Shore."