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Joke of the Day

"A prisoner said to me today ""Boss, I think my cellmate is a fag"" ""cos he closes his eyes when i kiss him goodnight"""

"What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef."

"Morrissey has cancer I know, I know, it's serious."

"Canada's four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction."

"What's do Christians and politicians have in common? They pick and choose what they want to believe."

"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"

"Yesterday my friend said he was scoring all of these bitches! It turned out he was just walking 15 pitbulls! Lame..."

"Here is how you can tell John Cena is kicked out of Hogwarts. He abuses the invisibility spell."

"I just got married and our bed is South America My wife gets Brazil, and I get Chile."

"A wizard and a vampire walk in to a bar The Wizard says, ""Let me buy you a drink old friend,"" The Vampire says, ""One chicken please!"""