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Joke of the Day
"That went swimmingly And I can't swim."
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"Jurassic World: A generically modified smart 50 ft monster has turned violent and this, for some reason, took people by surprise."
"Why is it impossible to argue with Trump? Because the Earth's rotation automatically makes a circle jerk out of him"
"Why is it easy for light bulbs to travel? Because they pack light."
"Why are doritos triangular? Because they are illuminachos."
"Why was the hipster sweating? ...He wore a scarf before it was cool."
"Uncle got surgery to get 12 nipples It's not just me, it sounds super weird, dozen tit?"
"Thank you, social media, for sometimes filling the emptiness you've created in our lives."
"How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt? A Terra Bite"
"Why do carpets in white folk houses always need vacuuming? Crackers always leave crumbs."