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Joke of the Day
"My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more."
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"I Like My Women Like I Like My Coffee.... Well educated, independent, pretty looking and doesn't nag all day"
"Disclaimer: My jokes are not always based on true events. Use as directed. Side effects may include genital swelling & loss of lunch."
"How do you move a 2000 lb dinosaur? Don't know?? Use DINO-MITE"
"How many servers does it take to change a light bulb? I don't know, it's not my side work."
"Do you know how to avoid clickbait? Apparently not."
"Nothing says ""My balls are kept in a jar inside her purse"" quite like a joint Facebook account."
"If you say ""gullible"" very slow, it sounds like ""butterflies"""
"If you factor in Trumps ancestry, his policies make perfect sense. The German side says ""Build a wall!"" The Scottish side says ""Well im not paying for it!"""
"Andrew Johnson was the first US leader to ever be impeached. You could say it was unpresidented."