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Joke of the Day
"My gf asked me if I'm cumin I said no, 'cause your papwreaksa"
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"How do Chinese name their kids? They throw silverware on the ground!"
"What kind of sweets do trucks like? Lorrypops."
"What about breakfast teaches us the difference between ""interested"" and ""committed""? In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed."
"A Mexican bear walks into a bar He stretches, yawns, then says ""Oso tired"""
"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."
"Using spin moves while allowing an opponent's sword to narrowly miss your head forces them to add majestic layers and volume to your hair."
"Ran my first 10k this morning. ...I'm kidding, I'm on my second Milky Way."
"What do you do when a horse breaks down? Call triple neighhh!"
"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"