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Joke of the Day
"70% of the Earth's surface is water. The other 30% is covered in advertisements for The Blacklist."
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"My wife said she wanted to die naturally. So I shot her and she died, naturally."
"Did you hear about the little person psychic who broke out of jail? Police are looking for a small medium at large."
"The bartender fainted."
"*The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. ""It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way."" John: I know it doesn't say that."
"Our love was magical.. it vanished like one of Houdini's disappearing acts"
"How do people do backflips and shit, like I can't even flip my grilled burger without fucking it up."
"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
"What does a Latina like on her bagel? Papi seeds."
"On a scale from one to one hundred, how mature are you? 69."