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"What's the difference between a bum and a crust punk Patches ;D"
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"Why did Hitler lose WWII? He did NAZI it coming"
"What's the difference between radical feminists and a Valentine's Day mascot's tricks? One's Cupid stunts..."
"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."
"What meme do Uber drivers hate? Do you even Lyft, bro?"
"What do you call an Englishman with no butt? An assless chap."
"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."
"Criminal Tip: Buy a gun from a guy off the streets. As soon as he sells it to you, point it at him & get your $$ back. Free gun."
"A polite penis stands up when a lady wants to sit down"
"Aaron Hernandez found guilty of first-degree murder He has been sentenced to life in prison without the possibility of parole. Not sure how much longer he's going to remain a ""tight end"""