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Joke of the Day

"Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !"

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work! h/t to Big Mike, Tha Gangsta of Luv."

"what colour are Marios overalls? denim denim denim"

"What vocation can transform anything into a gate? A reporter."

"Why did the bike not go to the gym? BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D"

"Q: What's green and purple and goes up and down? A: Barney in an elevator."

"[my first day working on The Avengers set] *leans over to Joss Whedon* I hear this Josh Sweden guy is a real dork"

"Wanna hear a joke? 6to5"

"When does it become a dad joke? When it was a kid."

"Cigarettes aren't addicting Just look at me. I smoke all the time, and I'm not addicted."