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Joke of the Day

"Just walked in on my uncle ""taking a selfie"" :("

"You can lead a human to knowledge.... but you can't make them think."

"what does god light his cigarettes with? a match made in heaven .-."

"When someone tells me they're a bodybuilder, I always ask ""Not the Dr. Frankenstein kind, right?"" because you can never be too careful."

"I met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds weird, dozentit"

"""Hey, did you hear about the blonde that lost over 85% of her intelligence?"" ""No, actually. How'd it happen?"" ""I dunno, but I hear that it happened at around the same time her husband died."""

"I wonder if Captain America ever borrows money from Captain China."

"Have you ever been looking at someone right before they fall and when they do you think ""Maybe I did that with my mind""?"

"Boss: Can you send the documents Me: I am sinking in the muck of a swamp of ancient pain Boss: Ok just don't forget to send the documents"

"The second rule of tautology club... is that the first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club."