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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
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"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino Elephino"
"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"
"I hadn't seen my girlfriend for a while... When she saw me, she said, ""Wow, your hands are so soft!"" ""But... where have you been working out?"""
"What's Brown and sounds like a bell?...DUNG!"
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"A new study has shown that women who get more sleep have better sex. Unfortunately, the study was conducted by Bill Cosby."
"If we're strictly talking body count, then I'm a morning person."
"A wise meteorologist once told me... Dress for the weather you want, not the weather you have."
"How do supernatural entities cum? They have poltergasms"