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Joke of the Day

"Rumor has it that John Wayne's autopsy revealed 40 pounds of fecal matter lodged in his intestines But it turned out to be a lot of shit"

"I think Trump will be a great president Just had to put my two Pence in there"

"I asked a grocery store clerk to help me find the vodka Turns out he was my spirit guide."

"So i found a new clickbait technique. So did you."

"Robin Thicke. I wonder if his name applies to his Penis. Wonder if i can also call myself Willy Enormous. But mine will be obvious"

"FACT: The internet was invented to globalize complaining."

"I think someone just called me a ""beach""... But I can't be shore."

"Just made 7 decisions based on my phone's battery life."

"has a fever: i'm ok coughs out lungs: i'm ok throat on fire: i'm ok is hungry: death, despair and chaos has entered my life"

"Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater."