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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't Spongebob get a mortgage? Because his house was underwater."
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"Q. What did dela wear?(Delaware) A. Her New Jersey"
"What's the best thing about AIDS? You're always positive"
"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."
"What type of shoes do pedophiles wear? White Vans."
"My girlfriend said I didn't respect her freedom enough So I told her to stop rattling in her cage"
"My favorite here lately.... Helen Keller walks into a bar. And then a table. And then a chair...."
"How do Jews fight? With JewJitsu"
"What's the difference between a sandwich and a germanwings plane? When the sandwich drops I'm sad."
"What do you have if you have one fuzzy, green ball in one hand and another fuzzy, green ball in the other hand? Kermit the Frog's undivided attention."